So, you have seen these pig quotes on your Facebook walls or heard them on the radio. You think they’re cute and all, right? They are.
In this video, Pigman tells us that he was on a plane that crashed. The person who survived is an intern who was trying to take his seat in the plane, and Pigman claims it was the most awful day of his life.
We all have stories about how we were in the plane that crashed, but Pigman’s story is actually different. In Pigman’s case, we can’t talk about his story because he died. He was on a flight to the south of Florida that crashed and was thrown out of the plane. I don’t know if you’ve ever wondered how it felt to be in a plane that veered off course and plummeted into the ocean, but this was the most awful day of your life.
The plane was carrying over 100 passengers and 7 crew members. They were all wearing full face helmets to protect them from the weather. And this was back in the early 1990s. I think it was the coldest day of my life.
I got up on the roof and saw a huge snowdrift on the ground. There were a lot of snow in the snowdrifts and the entire aircraft was stuck in the cold water. I thought it was going to make a big difference. I was going to try to get my hands on a few more people, but I couldn’t get away. I was going to try the parachute into the snow and get to the helicopter. It was like going to a zoo.
Now, I’m sure you can imagine how I feel seeing that coldness in my head. But I was also getting some of that cool-ass snowdrift in my hand and I was going to jump out of the helicopter to try and save some people.
The parachute into the snow is where it gets good: You can do it! There’s a good chance it will also save you some time. But the coldwater is more of a bummer. You’ll be freezing to death if you do. But if you’re not frozen, you still might be able to enjoy a little more scenery and the parachute might not be able to save you.
A great way to test your parachute is to jump out of a helicopter. There are plenty of ways to do that, and I recommend doing it with a parachute. The parachute is designed to absorb some of the impact of the falling chute, so it takes away some of the damage from landing.
I know most people think parachute jumps are just for children, but the risks are still significant and you should still be careful. I actually tried this for the first time last year and could not get my parachute to deploy. I landed on a cliff with a knife in my chest, and I could not get back into the helicopter without tearing my parachute apart and killing myself.
I think my favorite quote from the trailer was “We’re not in a time loop, we’re in a time loop over here.” Yeah, like, actually, that’s the most accurate quote I can think of.
